{"id":2562,"date":"2021-04-16T19:14:44","date_gmt":"2021-04-17T00:14:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/assend.net\/?page_id=2562"},"modified":"2021-09-23T18:12:52","modified_gmt":"2021-09-23T23:12:52","slug":"ferengi-rules-of-acquisition","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/ferengi-rules-of-acquisition\/","title":{"rendered":"Ferengi Rules of Acquisition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are 285 rules of Acquisition &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 7 of DS9.<br \/>\n1. Once you have their money, you never give it back. &#8211; from Season 1, Episode 10 of DS9.<br \/>\n7. Keep your ears open. &#8211; from Season 1, Episode 19 of DS9.<br \/>\n9. Opportunity + Instinct = Profit. &#8211; from Season 1, Episode 13 of DS9.<br \/>\n16. A deal is a deal. &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 6 of DS9.<br \/>\n21. Never place friendship above profit. &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 7 of DS9.<br \/>\n22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind. &#8211; from Season 2, episode 7 of DS9.<br \/>\n31. Never make fun of a Ferengi&#8217;s mother. &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 3 of DS9.<br \/>\n33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss. &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 7 of DS9.<br \/>\n48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 7 of DS9.<br \/>\n59. Free advice is seldom cheap. &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 7 of DS9.<br \/>\n62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit. &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 7 of DS9.<br \/>\n76. Every once in a while, declare peace.  It confuses the hell out of your enemies. &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 1 of DS9.<br \/>\n103: Sleep can interfere with [something] &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 7 of DS9.<br \/>\n139: Wives serve, brothers inherit. &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 8 of DS9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are 285 rules of Acquisition &#8211; from Season 2, Episode 7 of DS9. 1. Once you have their money, you never give it back. &#8211; from Season 1, Episode 10 of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2562","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2562"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3047,"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2562\/revisions\/3047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}