{"id":47,"date":"2008-05-15T16:50:12","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T22:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/assend.net\/?p=47"},"modified":"2008-05-15T16:51:31","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T22:51:31","slug":"towel-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/2008\/05\/15\/towel-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Towel Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;d better know where your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/geektoys\/science\/8e20\/\">towel<\/a> is&#8230;for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.towelday.kojv.net\/\">towel day<\/a> is coming up.  Hmm, I don&#8217;t seem to be able to make this a recurring event.  No matter, one day it will be such.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;d better know where your towel is&#8230;for towel day is coming up. Hmm, I don&#8217;t seem to be able to make this a recurring event. No matter, one day it will be&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","category-sci-fi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/assend.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}